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Dearest Universe,

We don't need no Wookie Jukies. No, no Wookie Jukies.

Thanks for your patience,

Billonious

Onemoregain.

Nevertheless, the mountain made it to June mostly unscathed. There are a few reasons why:

• Billy was, is, and will always remain a mountain in the purest form of the word.
• Thankfully, Billy's 'superintendent' remains extremely diligent in regards to the mountain's safety and exposure.
• At this current moment, Billy is no longer confused about life's intentions. On the contrary, he is mystified by travels and tribulations.

As we all know (or should), an ounce of invention is worth a pound of furor.

It's alive?

As expected, Billy T Mountain-in set off the blog police's b.s. detector. Could've been stuck in the cyber gulags for a lifetime of binary code computations. He must now carry out his journey and traverse the information superhighway. Later.